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Dale Irvin Keynote Speaker Fee: $15,000 * *Fee Note Dale Irvin Speaker Travels From: IL |
Dale Irvin is a very funny speaker. He is also an author, actor, and widely televised comedian. But speaking is what Dale does first, foremost, and incredibly well.In addition to 100 national TV appearances, Dale has appeared in concert with Jay Leno, Paul Anka, The Four Tops, and The Temptations. Dale is the author of Laughter Doesn't Hurt and publishes Funny Business, a monthly humor newsletter with international distribution. Dale's signature role is as the Professional Summarizer. This program calls for him to deliver short comedic monologues to your attendees a few times a day, based on his version of what he's just observed firsthand, while attending your meetings and social functions. Your attendees will find his take on their sessions hilarious, as his material is clean, clever, timely and, of course, highly-customized.
Whereas we wish to ensure your utmost enjoyment of this book, we (the party of the first part) offer you, (the party of the second part), the following insurance guarantee that you will have a good time (the party of the best part) while you read this manuscript.
Whereas we must assume that you have purchased this book, this policy is null and void if you have not purchased this book but have rather borrowed it, stolen it, or found it in the trash.
In the course of your reading, you may or may not experience any or all of the following forms of laughter:
-Side-splitting laughter
-Knee-slapping convulsions
-Wild guffawing
-Chuckling, Smiling, Snorting, Hooting, Cackling, or Giggling like a monkey
Therefore, before embarking upon the reading of this edition, please inform your next of kin in case you keel over from exhaustive hilarity.
Laughter Doesnt Hurt
Custom Put On
The Professional Summarizer
Power Thinking
Time is On Our Side
The Corporate Challenge
Comedy
