Michael Pasternak

Biography

Michael Pasternak is "The World`s Funniest Meeting Crasher"

Wandering in unannounced, and posing as either the hotel "maintenance worker" OR as the iconic "COLUMBO", what follows is a hilarious personalized program - written, created and tailored around your very group. With fun comedic bits about your key people and what makes your company or association unique... you laugh the hardest when you`re laughing at yourselves!

As "Rocco, the Maintenance Worker", he interrupts or "crashes" the meeting or banquet (at a pre-arranged moment of course) in order to fix a problem. Turns out he`s got the wrong room on his work order. The embarrassed Rocco starts to leave, but not before "recognizing" some faces which launches him into this one of a kind personalized program.

As an incredible alternative, imagine everyone`s surprise when COLUMBO (complete with that rumpled raincoat, notepad and cigar stub) wanders in the room! Searching for his illusive jumper cables, when he realizes he`s "interrupted" someone speaking at the podium (also pre-arranged) he starts to leave, only to turn around with those famous words... "Just one more thing!" Now the fun really begins.

Those surprise entrances are great vehicles to get into the room ... but it`s what "The World`s Funniest Meeting Crasher" says about your key people in the conference that really sets this program apart from all others!

As opposed to "generic" stand-up, this is Clean, Corporate, Customized, Comedy ... with a purpose!

Each personalized program not only adds levity to a "typical" meeting or banquet ... it brings everyone together as a team, as long-time and newer members get to know each other in a fun and unique way.

Michael`s client referral list looks like the Fortune 500. Be sure to click on the video links to your left to not only see him in action, but to see and hear video testimonials from corporate meeting planners, CEO`s and association executives that rave about what Michael created for their meetings, banquets or trade shows.

Perfect for international sales meetings. After all, COLUMBO is a true worldwide icon who is extremely popular throughout Asia, South America, Germany, France, England and literally the entire world.

Michael Pasternak is "The World`s Funniest Meeting Crasher" ... the perfect blend of business and humor for your corporate event.

Titles

Need a Master of Ceremonies?
What a way to make an entrance and then take over as the Emcee.

Multiple Appearances throughout your event.
Imagine after the initial appearance, "The World`s Funniest Meeting Crasher" wandering in to the next day`s Breakfast Meeting. After all, that`s his M.O., to keep popping up unexpectedly. After calling five or six audience members up to the front of the room, what follows is an interactive and always hilarious "COLUMBO or ROCCO, The Plumber LOOK-A-LIKE CONTEST" starring your group!

A truly unique TRADE SHOW spokesperson.
Whether your booth holds 5 or 105, The World`s Funniest Meeting Crasher will turn your exhibit into the most talked about one of the show!
In what appears to be a "typical" presentation, someone is up at the podium introducing the company`s new product line. "You-know-who" wanders in and grabs a seat in the audience!
Your program instantly becomes comical, memorable and informative as either COLUMBO or ROCCO (this time as the "convention center maintenance worker") interrupts the "flustered" spokesperson with his hilarious and pointed questions, which actually serves to highlight and drive home those points you really want your buyers to hear!